Madman with a box...

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t...

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meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the...

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i feel so fuckin gross man like i literally look like a blob

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robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

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pizza:

an epic trilogy

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booksandwildthings:

satanmoriarty:

dizpotter:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

I mean, can we just talk about how this parallels the actual...

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